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SMALLIDAY 2023
SMALLIDAY 2023

✨ Barbie will officially declare her bid for the presidency. Build Back Smaller: Make America Dolls Again.

✨ The U.S. Census will legally require you to submit your zodiac sign. 

✨ The national debt will be resolved primarily through Venmo.

✨ We will collectively reject modernity and embrace tradition by replacing A.I. with The Sims.

✨ The 2024 Pantone Color of the Year will, for the first time, be a noise.

With love and excitement for the year ahead,

SMALL GIRLS PR